I think I could be rich...famous..find my own place in the history books! If only someone would listen......
For all of you who would like to be a superhero, I know the secret of invisibility! It is quite simple really. I have discovered today that, in the absence of "The Big T" (as my cousin calls it), a person becomes immediately invisible. Not only that, people can no longer hear them at all. It is the secret to being the proverbial fly-on-the-wall. That's right, folks, testosterone is the key. If you don't have it, you can do anything or say anything you want, and (assuming you're the only estrogen-producing homosapien in the room) no one is the wiser.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I went to the basement to spend some time with my "big T"-laden spouse and offspring while they put together a K-nex roller coaster set that has spent most of the last five years in a box. I managed to have an entire conversation with myself, fold all the laundry and disappear to the computer without being detected. Amazing, isn't it?!?!
I'm sure I could get rich from this discovery.....if only someone would listen....
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LOL... boy can I relate!
For months, my mom and I have been telling my dad that there is something wrong with my mom's car. He's driven in it and says nothing is wrong. My parents take my brother to the airport and 10 mins into the ride, my brother said "Dad you need to get this car checked. I think your brakes are bad..." Not even a week later, my mom gets a NEW car. Note: They were thinking about getting a new car for a few months and figured instead of fixing the brakes and getting new tires and fix whatever other problems it had; just get a new car.
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